Wednesday, September 17, 2008

And so it begins...

...born in the dark of night under a blanket of glowing sea parasites rose what is sure to be a useful resource for all of our penis bearing, chest thumping, groin scratching, fart igniting counterparts. For out from under the cover of night comes WHY MEN HATE WOMEN-The Blog.

Before we launch forward into that of the bitchy, the moody, the whiney and dramatic, let me make one thing clear. We, as a female, are down right vicious. We think, nay, we know, you are a fuck-up. The general population of women are smarter then you, we are better then you and we are far more deserving of grand things then you. However, every so often we get a bad link in the chain. Those creatures, which are far more rare then a 3 legged unicorn that shits out golden eggs with the winning lottery ticket numbers stamped into them, will be featured here, in all their glory for one soul purpose...

...Just so you assfuck men have one damn thing to go, "A-HUH! I TOLD YOU I WAS RIGHT!" about. You will only be allowed 1 hour to gloat and wave this fact in front of the nearest woman's face*. Any more then that and I will use you as a speed bump.

Now, please place your trays in their upright positions, buckle your seatbelts and hold on. You're about to kiss my ass goodbye...just kidding! I'm like Genital Warts, I always come back just when you got used to me being gone.

Mary

*WMHW is no responsible or to be held legally liable for any ass kicking, teeth shattering, cattle prod probing, purple nurples or any other forms of bodily harm that may occur due to your actions.

20 comments:

Jewil said...

YAY! I can't wait until the first post!!!

water_bearer said...

And so it begins!

Weasel said...

Bring it ON

Eccentric_Lady said...

ROFL Woot! Here comes the other side of stupidity....

Another subscriber here.

Mary said...

Mike, email me any tell me how to link blogs to the site. I'm thinking a virgin shouldn't of started it...but it's too late now!

horsegal said...

AWESOME! Love it!

SweetPea said...

YESSSSS...

A blog I can get behind... literally :)

water_bearer said...

Mary, do you just want to know how to make a clickable link?

Londyn said...

Wouldn't it be funny if the readership starts out majority female? I'm new to wwhm but it's funny, I'm excited to be here for the birth of this one!!!

agustin96 said...

Have been reading WWHM and Fugly for months! So glad to be able to witness the next great thing right from conception!!

Nosnikta said...

This is excellent!

Uh oh... I do believe I've developed a WWHM/WMHW fetish. :-|

If not, it's definitely a serious addiction.

I need help.

Ella said...

We all need help, Nos, don't worry.

CutNJump said...

Add me to the list of sick bitches who follows FHOTD... which led to WWHM... and now this!

Wahoo! It's been a hell of a ride so far.

Mary said...

I, too, started with FHOTD and read it DAILY, that, of course, lead to Weasel and his collection of vomit inducing posts.

'Tis sad, but oh so much fun!

Ella said...

I didn't read FHOTD but my boss does and she turned me on to WWHM. Still counts, sort of.

damsel78 said...

Man all the thens that should be thans really irk me. Especially when speaking of how superior we women are.....

Mary said...

Ya, I'm a bit rusty. The extent of my writing for the last few years has been either filling out checks for bills or people's names. I need to get a proofer.

damsel78 said...

I should've been one. Heh. :)

Nosnikta said...

I found you all through FHOTD as well.

We must remain stealth or the government will soon be seeking our services as skilled bloodthirsty vipers.

Anonymous said...

I like this bring in, La via esta duro, amigo.

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