Have you noticed that I haven't been posting in a while? No? Well screw you then! To those of you who don't have the attention span of a meth addicted meerkat, I apologize. Central Headquarters were moved to somewhere that the only electrician within a thousand mile radius has a work schedule that consists of 6 hours a month if the moon of Youvegottobefuckingkiddingme lines up perfectly with the sun of Getoffyourlazyass just right, a septic company that feels the only time they should empty your shitter is when you're ankle deep in last weeks fried chicken dinner and a well pump moodier then Denise Richards during PMS. Even now, if you even breath on the light switch in the living room, you pop the fuse in 3 rooms.
So to make up for my past, and probably near future, lack of activity, I present to you several rubout-worthy photos! Done your super-absorbing Chux Pads and enjoy! God knows I did!!!