tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8205246285783768265.post8670745454765844163..comments2023-05-21T06:30:22.897-05:00Comments on Why Men Hate Women: Bending My Own RulesMaryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00120290486731998118noreply@blogger.comBlogger45125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8205246285783768265.post-87894696320187665782009-01-12T12:50:00.000-06:002009-01-12T12:50:00.000-06:00That want ad alone could cause men all over the wo...That want ad alone could cause men all over the world to experience either an instant self-induce vasectomy or a switch to "bat for the other team".<BR/><BR/>Hell I am a woman and she makes even me want to run screaming!Persnickety Tickerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05610905362144187311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8205246285783768265.post-16368216844122636452008-11-14T16:54:00.000-06:002008-11-14T16:54:00.000-06:00*tears streaming down cheeks* OMFG!!! ROFLMAO!! Th...*tears streaming down cheeks* OMFG!!! ROFLMAO!! That was the funniest thing I'd ever read!!!! <BR/><BR/><BR/>www.ihateyourhorse.blogspot.comTrainer Xhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13430344352484574684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8205246285783768265.post-60934961788180385052008-11-01T08:11:00.000-05:002008-11-01T08:11:00.000-05:00.... but she probably gets a kick out of farting u....... but she probably gets a kick out of farting under the covers and then covering her own head so she can enjoy it twice.<BR/><BR/>I can't even THINK of that many things that I like and/or require.<BR/><BR/>Funny... most of the guys I've dated are R, J, or Bs lmao.... Keep those Ds away from me though!!! ooo hoo hooo hoooo (shiver)Nosniktahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17693503135956765038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8205246285783768265.post-61670867141912030302008-10-29T11:42:00.000-05:002008-10-29T11:42:00.000-05:00Newcomer to the blog...-Ivy League education desir...Newcomer to the blog...<BR/><BR/>-Ivy League education desirable, but Amherst, UPenn, Colgate, Vassar, Georgetown etc. acceptable<BR/><BR/>WTF? UPenn IS an Ivy League school...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8205246285783768265.post-68063405361432431252008-10-28T17:26:00.000-05:002008-10-28T17:26:00.000-05:00I went over it again and I still can't comprehend ...I went over it again and I still can't comprehend how someone could be THAT freaking choosy.<BR/><BR/>I've tried to think of a lot of the unsatisfied, nitpicky bitches I know and none of them even come close.<BR/><BR/>What the hell is up with the .PDF, cell phone and scrabulous things? I don't understand how those are important.<BR/>Or wicker furniture. Or the initials thing, or music. <BR/>OCD much? <BR/>Actually, I have a few forms of OCD. No OCD person is batshit as this woman.The Half-Assed Bloghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04695509301546368888noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8205246285783768265.post-9983863297881802302008-10-26T16:07:00.000-05:002008-10-26T16:07:00.000-05:00Dear god, I actually read that entire list and wen...Dear god, I actually read that entire list and went crosseyed. What... the... hell.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07859385880760474197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8205246285783768265.post-24248514795327317462008-10-24T21:12:00.000-05:002008-10-24T21:12:00.000-05:00...Oh..I believe that's supposed to be Kingston Tr......Oh..I believe that's supposed to be Kingston Trio...<BR/><BR/>How old is this bird?<BR/><BR/>I got an 80 plus y/o Auntie who's just divorced her third husband..toilet paper didn't figure into it at all.<BR/><BR/>I've been sucked into a blog hole...I may never return to work.Hyena Overlordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05218856702717139747noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8205246285783768265.post-51683325631454425722008-10-24T21:08:00.000-05:002008-10-24T21:08:00.000-05:00Ha ha ha..I have a friend like that...her mantra i...Ha ha ha..I have a friend like that...her mantra is "why does everyone else have a man?" dis is whyHyena Overlordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05218856702717139747noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8205246285783768265.post-40850733790534451602008-10-24T14:44:00.000-05:002008-10-24T14:44:00.000-05:00Natural? That's just wrong. There's a reason why...Natural? That's just wrong. There's a reason why God made epidurals!! LOL<BR/><BR/>Give me one @ 2cm please :)SweetPeahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01762714976706163036noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8205246285783768265.post-88825114222743770002008-10-23T23:03:00.000-05:002008-10-23T23:03:00.000-05:00Blissfully unaware, I thought to myself, "Surely n...Blissfully unaware, I thought to myself, "Surely no woman's ad would ever be as terrible as the things men write. Surely no woman could do something as hideous." Wrong, wrong, wrong! And look how many comments you have! <BR/><BR/>About the time she requested 420 friendly, I was laughing SO loud, people down the hall came in to check on me. This is hall of shame material. GREAT post, Mary.Ninahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08711158467903091111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8205246285783768265.post-81108082893133172982008-10-23T19:02:00.000-05:002008-10-23T19:02:00.000-05:00C-Sections are the best. The thought of natural ch...C-Sections are the best. The thought of natural childbirth would send me into a tizzy and leave me feeling like I was having a heartattack. I did the CutNPull (haha, me made a funny!) with both of mine.Maryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00120290486731998118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8205246285783768265.post-12868799722793303362008-10-23T15:47:00.000-05:002008-10-23T15:47:00.000-05:00Sweatpea- C section it is unless something changes...Sweatpea- C section it is unless something changes between now and tomorrow morning.<BR/><BR/>One of us was getting speutered while they are at it.<BR/><BR/>We aren't doing this again!Cut-N-Jumphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03603347619547454296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8205246285783768265.post-54458058083962845182008-10-23T14:05:00.000-05:002008-10-23T14:05:00.000-05:00And CNJ... I'm assuming your having a c-section, b...And CNJ... I'm assuming your having a c-section, but just in case your not... remember to NOT rip your husbands testicles off as you're pushing. I know it seems wacky now, but you MAY actually want to have sex with him again sometime in the future LOLSweetPeahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01762714976706163036noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8205246285783768265.post-1169551228445573252008-10-23T14:04:00.000-05:002008-10-23T14:04:00.000-05:00I mean *blogs*... damn I'm brain dead todayI mean *blogs*... damn I'm brain dead todaySweetPeahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01762714976706163036noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8205246285783768265.post-30481418038597905102008-10-23T14:03:00.000-05:002008-10-23T14:03:00.000-05:00CNJ - she'd better be able to perform a blow job (...CNJ - she'd better be able to perform a blow job (and swallow) while vacuuming lint with her BUTTHOLE... Dear lord, where do these people come from? BTW, love your blog MARY, CNJ, FUGS and WEAS. It's my crack cocaine :)SweetPeahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01762714976706163036noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8205246285783768265.post-4286173552999735332008-10-23T13:19:00.000-05:002008-10-23T13:19:00.000-05:00I was thinking about this psycho broad this mornin...I was thinking about this psycho broad this morning and her laundry list of like/dislikes and all I could think was-<BR/><BR/>What the fuck does SHE have to offer?<BR/><BR/>Seriously people!<BR/><BR/>He must be this, that and a bag of chips. <BR/><BR/>So WHAT exactly does SHE bring to the table?Cut-N-Jumphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03603347619547454296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8205246285783768265.post-88985022140307816972008-10-23T00:36:00.000-05:002008-10-23T00:36:00.000-05:00this wackjob gives women a bad name. I at one time...this wackjob gives women a bad name. <BR/><BR/>I at one time thought my list was extensive. I know what I want in a partner, but seriously now, this is just nuts. <BR/><BR/>On the bright side, she probably will not find a sperm donor while she is still able to reproduce!Rhyadawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16339440666258901125noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8205246285783768265.post-30883705365880845922008-10-22T22:21:00.000-05:002008-10-22T22:21:00.000-05:00She seriously needs to hook up with this guy.http:...She seriously needs to hook up with this guy.<BR/>http://collegestation.craigslist.org/m4w/879547567.htmlAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8205246285783768265.post-57730949884604038452008-10-22T21:58:00.000-05:002008-10-22T21:58:00.000-05:00Aww Weas, we love you. But according to your list,...Aww Weas, we love you. <BR/><BR/>But according to your list, I don't meet your standards.<BR/>Back to the internet and hairy-bra men... <BR/><BR/>Sigh. <BR/><BR/>I'm starting to think the good ones are gone? Or in hiding?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8205246285783768265.post-52471554147339586512008-10-22T19:08:00.000-05:002008-10-22T19:08:00.000-05:00I meet one of her requirements. I have all my limb...I meet one of her requirements. I have all my limbs.<BR/><BR/>Besides that, I'm fucked.<BR/><BR/>Looks like I'll have to find some other crazy, psychotic LOON to date.Weaselhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09765086092257414320noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8205246285783768265.post-67894201679689730322008-10-22T17:47:00.000-05:002008-10-22T17:47:00.000-05:00You're What???HTML help here for ya, CNJ!<A HREF="http://yourewhat.blogspot.com/" REL="nofollow">You're What???</A><BR/><BR/><BR/>HTML help here for ya, CNJ!Eccentric_Ladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09404758081603392511noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8205246285783768265.post-32211915706380950282008-10-22T17:37:00.000-05:002008-10-22T17:37:00.000-05:00Cut, the link isn't working for me. Email it to me...Cut, the link isn't working for me. Email it to me?Maryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00120290486731998118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8205246285783768265.post-89148034426236190992008-10-22T17:35:00.000-05:002008-10-22T17:35:00.000-05:00Ok. Shameless self promotion warning here.Here is...Ok. Shameless self promotion warning here.<BR/><BR/>Here is the blog inspired by Cathy, about bad parenting-<BR/><BR/><A>You're What???</A><BR/><BR/>I will certainly add you guys as links, as soon as I get a chance- let alone figure it out! LOL!<BR/><BR/>Let's rename it first- let me know what you think.Cut-N-Jumphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03603347619547454296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8205246285783768265.post-29809576873811468032008-10-22T16:30:00.000-05:002008-10-22T16:30:00.000-05:00And I totally agree, if they suck in bed or swollo...And I totally agree, if they suck in bed or swollow my face when they kiss me, it's done.Maryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00120290486731998118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8205246285783768265.post-148192504860405922008-10-22T16:29:00.000-05:002008-10-22T16:29:00.000-05:00The one that got me the most was:"name must not be...The one that got me the most was:<BR/>"name must not begin with an R, a J, or a B (Js are negotiable; Rs are not. Bs should consider that if they treat a cat nicely, it will respond accordingly; but if you scare it by approaching too fast, of course it will attack)"<BR/><BR/>I'll admit, I've meet very few "Joes" that I liked, but that wouldn't be a specific trait that I required. And what the hell happened with a "B" that made her point out the cats?!<BR/><BR/>Fugs, nope, not a joke. I had the hubby write it to verify. Which, look for a new entry soon with a challenge that my 6'1", swimmers build, blue eyes, dark haired, oh-so-fucking-sexy, has-all-his-own-straight-teeth, can-breath-through-his-ears and makes-my-gelding-jealous-when-he-pees-outside husband has for ya'll!Maryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00120290486731998118noreply@blogger.com